Gavin: Hey Mom.
Me: Yes Gavin.
Gavin: I have a question.
Me: Okay. What is it?
Gavin: How many days until Christmas?
Me: Just eleven. (That was last night.)
Gavin: Oh good!
Gavin: Hey mom. Do you know how to make a Grinch grin?
Me: No. How?
Gavin: You give him a kiss.
Gavin: Is it still too late to hang my favorite blue ornament?
Me: Nope. Go right ahead.
Gavin: But where, oh where, do I put it?
Gavin: Ah, here's the perfect place!
Me: By the way, did you know you sat on a gingerbread man?